Engineer stops the train, maybe 200 feet from caking this guy.
I climb down "Hey man, this ain't no ******** road! What the f*ck!"
Call dispatch, tell him there's a car blocking both mains, they call the cops and also a tow truck and also a track inspector.
Cop shows up "Hey man, I just got back from responding to a shots fired with over 60 bullets."
Just talking sh*t with the guy.
Tow truck driver pulls up.
He has me in his truck, positioning it to extract the vehicle & also ramming the throttle so it gives him more RPM to set up the wench.
I'm thinking the whole time 'i'm a conductor, not a f*cking tow truck driver'
well, anyways, I get out of the towtruck cause he's set up & ready to pull it out.
>Gun shots maybe 2 blocks away, rapid fire.
Cop immediately hauls a** without saying a single word.
So the track guy is like "man, sh*t"
Us three idiots have to pull this thing out with a methhead right there, cause the guy never got arrested.
Get the car out, methhead walked home.
Suddenly my train attendant says "hey man, some people just barfed all over coach #4 and coach #2"
They had to move everyone out of both those coaches, lock em out.
Get to fort laud.
Half the people get off, drunk as f*ck from the miami heat game.
Start off on our merry way for all of 200ft, there's a drunk guy laying in the track.
Stop, I pull him out.
Engineer says "just let me know when he's next to our engine." and we haul a**.