Pig follows man from Elyria, Ohio Amtrak station

[BCL]

Strange but true. Apparently the guy was walking home form the station when a pig (probably someone's escaped pet) started following him and rubbed against his leg while trying to get him to pet it. He called 911 not quite knowing if it was exactly an emergency.

https://www.10tv.com/article/police-intervene-when-pig-follows-man-home-northeast-ohio-train-station

https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/oh-lorain/oink-oink-man-calls-police-to-report-hes-being-followed-by-a-pig

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/05/21/he-was-being-followed-by-a-pig-and-didnt-know-what-to-do-so-he-called-911/?noredirect=on

 

[MARC Rider]

A pig can cross the country without changing trains, but we can't.

 

[Thirdrail7]

Talk about bringing home the bacon.

 

[Skyline]

A pig can cross the country without changing trains, but we can't.

Yeah, maybe, but once he arrives he's gonna end up being one of those cold sandwiches on the CL or LSL.

 

[spinnaker]

A man and a pig walk onto a train.....

Finish the joke.

 

[Thirdrail7]

A man and a pig walk onto a train.....

And a passenger asks the pig "Are you staying for breakfast?". The pig shakes his head and says " I can't stay. This is the Lake Shore Limited and I'm an old pig on a contemporary train! Enjoy your yogurt!"

 

[cpotisch]

A man and a pig walk onto a train.....

And a passenger asks the pig "Are you staying for breakfast?". The pig shakes his head and says " I can't stay. This is the Lake Shore Limited and I'm an old pig on a contemporary train! Enjoy your yogurt!"

Oh. My. God. Thank you.

 

[gatelouse]

A man and a pig walk onto a train.....

Man complains to the conductor, “That pig can’t sit here, it stinks!”
Conductor immediately recognizes the man and replies, “Don’t worry, Mr. Anderson. He’ll get used to you.”

 

[me_little_me]

A man and a pig walk onto a train.....

Finish the joke.

It was a "comfort man" so the conductor refused toallowed him to accompany the pig.

 

[chakk]

A man and a pig walk onto a train.....

Man complains to the conductor, “That pig can’t sit here, it stinks!”
Conductor immediately recognizes the man and replies, “Don’t worry, Mr. Anderson. He’ll get used to you.”

I thought the punchline was going to be something about the car cleaners in Roosevelt Yard didn’t get to these coach seats becuase of the short turnaround.

 

[Meat Puppet]

He was looking for the Parlour Car so he could Hog the swivel seats..

 

[cpotisch]

He was looking for the Parlour Car so he could Hog the swivel seats..

The problem is that that one doesn't insult Amtrak or it's staff. Jokes like this need to be mean and condescending (I'm not kidding).

 

[AmtrakBlue]

He was looking for the Parlour Car so he could Hog the swivel seats..

The problem is that that one doesn't insult Amtrak or it's staff. Jokes like this need to be mean and condescending (I'm not kidding).

No they do not. Sheesh.