Apparently nobody respects Bob JohnsTon enough to spell his name right in posts; a basic unit of respect.
"My name is John Smith."
"We'll just call you Fred Flamm. Less confusing that way."
"But my name is John Smith."
"If you don't pipe down we'll call you Bruce."
"Oh, alright."
"Welcome, Bruce!"
"You said you would call me Fred."
"Don't quibble."
"My name is John Smith."
"We'll just call you Fred Flamm. Less confusing that way."
"But my name is John Smith."
"If you don't pipe down we'll call you Bruce."
"Oh, alright."
"Welcome, Bruce!"
"You said you would call me Fred."
"Don't quibble."